La belle et les pecnos

Certaines baleines qui par derrière
Jalousent son beau derrière
Lui jètent la première pierre
Mais de ces commères, elle n'en a que faire
Alors la belle les invite à aller se faire
Voir chez leurs mères

Certains puceaux désirant sa plastique
Lui offrent un spectacle bien pathétiques
Lui envoient quelques pics
Suivi de propositions lubriques
Alors la belle invite ces pauvres types:
A retourner se tailler des pipes

A l'inverse de ceux qui l'appellent “chienne!”
Je ne lui trouve qu'un seul défaut
Celui d'être née reine
Dans ce monde de pecno

Septembre 2010

à Iri...
(née princesse dans un monde de culs terreux)

Princess Stacy I

Once upon a time in a Great blue ocean was living Princess Stacy, the sea queen's daughter. Princess Stacy was enjoying her happy life under the sea with her acquatic friends:
Poishich the yellow fish, Mark the shark and Bubble the turtle.
But one day, Princess Stacy was hungry and ate Poishich the fish, but Mark the shark who was hungry too ate Bubble the turtle. After that little meal, Stacy was happy because she wasn't hungry anymore, but also sad because she had lost two of her beloved friends. But Mark who was a big shark with a big stomach was still hungry and decided to eat Stacy who started to swim as fast as she could to escape from him.
On their crazy race, Princess Stacy and Mark met a little acquatic purple gnome who was dancing tecktonik, the dance of people who don't know how to dance. The show was ugly and pathetic! Mark wasn't ever hungry anymore, and Princess Stacy either.

The End

Princess Stacy II

Princess Stacy left the ocean for rainbowland because she wanted to learn how to fly and to become Stacy the flying princess. She searched Cui-Cui the red bird to learned how to fly:
Cui-Cui said: "If you want to fly, you must have wings
Stacy asked: But, I don't have wings, What can I do?
- Don't worry, answered Cui-Cui, you can kill a bird and take his wings"
Upon hearing these words , Princess Stacy started to hit Cui-Cui.
"Hey! Wait!! Screamed Cui-Cui, it wasn't... (Pif) ...what I meant... (Vlan) Not me! (Paf) Please!! (Bam) Not... (Chbaa) ...me (Crac)"
After that Cui Cui was sleeping forever, Princess Stacy got his wings and then she went to the top of the great chocolate mountain.
She jumped and flew on the pink sky!! Now, Stacy was Stacy the flying Princess, she flew on the perfumed air for a long time and between two rainbows (don't forget that we're on rainbowland) she met new friends:
Ouaf-Ouaf the flying dog, Gruik-Gruik the flying pig and ... the flying flower.

The End